Feeling Spiteful This V-Day? Name a Cockroach After Your Ex.

The other day I passed a dead cockroach on the sidewalk that appeared to have been violently stomped to death by an earlier passerby and I was like, “Awh!” It honestly warmed my cold, hard, New York City heart to stumble upon this reminder that I live in a community of like-minded individuals united by a shared hatred of this universally reviled creature that we would all very much like to see eliminated from the freaking planet.

If this is how you wish the world saw your ex, then same. Unfortunately, most people’s exes aren’t widely despised pests people are desperate to exterminate,

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